Showing posts with label Gay marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gay marriage. Show all posts

Monday, November 17, 2008

Interminable arguments from the internet.



This picture has nothing to do with anything. Just wanted to point out Charlie Weis' FUPA.


Indulgence for all!



"If McCain won would they say the only reason Obama lost was because he was black?"


No. Doesn't matter because he whooped yo boy's ass any way! Burn!



NEXT!



"Obama only won because of three factors: his race, Oprah, and a large turn out of young voters with no morals."


I effing knew it! I could not remember why i had voted for Obama until i read this. That greedy bitch Oprah! Brainwashing millions of Americans to vote for Obama. Damn!

Oh and as far as voters with no morals go. Must be a lot of moral-less young people. Map!




"Soldiers who enlist want to go to Iraq."



You know what? maybe some of them do. But i dare you to go up to any random guy, of service age, and ask them if they'd rather go to a desert where it's hotter than hell and all the inhabitants hate everything you stand for and a lot of those inhabitants will be actively trying to kill you and there is a chance they will succeeded in their killing effort, or would you rather rub Tobasco sauce on your scrotum.


I'd pick the Tobasco, but some people are really sensitive down there.



And finally some quotes from residents of the Peach State, Georgia.

On protest to the gay marriage ban. (They posted a video of protesters not letting a woman who openly opposed gay marriage speak at a PRO gay marriage rally. Maybe she was confused, but my guess is she's just an idiot.)

"Not to worry. They will eliminate themselves from the gene pool and that's a good thing."

"buncha sugarbritches, notice how close they were packed?
Makes you wonder which ones were the quarterbacks and which ones were the receivers."

"Gays say that they don't have equal rights, cause they can't marry same sex. I say they do have equal right..they have the right to marry the opposite sex, like everyone else."

Never ceases to amaze me how dumb people are. First of all being gay isn't hereditary. Durrr. Obviously people who are gay had to be conceived by a heterosexual couple.
Or the pregnant man had sex with himself. (Which reminds me he's pregnant AGAIN). So they will not just be eliminated from the gene pool, in fact homosexuality has been around for thousands of years.

Did one of those guys call them sugarbritches? What the hell is that? What do you just throw two words that make no sense together to form some sort of new invective saying? Let me try this: That there Barack Obama is a yarnpinching, catgrabbing, shitshangling, roosterhandled, no good bisonstuffer. There. That was actually really hard.

What doesnt the last guy understand about the meaning of the word gay? Gay people like people of the same sex. I thought every body over the age of 6 understood that. I guess not in Georgia.



I would like to thank the wonderfully inherited genes of the residents of the once penal colony state of Georgia for providing such good stupidity.